Newspaper Dissection(Review of a newspaper experience)
The financial section is all "hmm...ya...thats a load of crap."
The headlines is all "Didn't we have the same thing yesterday?"
The sports section is like "Dayumn, He's good looking!Wowza!"
The films section ".........................." (well the filmi section is not news.Its gossip.)
The classified section...I don't even glance at it,except to look at the matrimonial ad's and laugh
"Wanted:Bride,fair with matriculate qualification,must be super hot and filled with cash.Must know how to cook."
And the number of advertisements...sheesh...we do not care about your products!Newspaper is for news! What are they thinking!
I like reading other peoples thoughts on world happenings,because that's the only section that makes any sense to me.
They explain what is happening in kindergarten terms,my standards.
That and the comic section.I love the comic section.Garfield,Peanuts,Archies,Beau Beep,B.c...they never boring!Then there's some phantom crap and some magician thing that I never bother reading because it's in the 'to be continued' form.Bah!annoying!
I have so many comic cut outs,that is how much I like them!
It never has any Indian comics of course,if it did no one would read them.
Indians work with 3 kinds of humors-Dark,Political and Slapstick.
I know this is a generalization and a stereotype,but I have no proof to state other wise.
I hope we get some inspiring comic artiste in this generation.FAST!
But I like political humor,when I understand it (snip,snip,snip!)
Then sometimes the spiritual section makes sense. That is when they are not talking about religious stuff. Otherwise, when it's all hope,love,kindness its pretty darn good.
So my review on the newspaper: It is tiresome and boring,but you will read it anyway.
The headlines is all "Didn't we have the same thing yesterday?"
The sports section is like "Dayumn, He's good looking!Wowza!"
The films section ".........................." (well the filmi section is not news.Its gossip.)
The classified section...I don't even glance at it,except to look at the matrimonial ad's and laugh
"Wanted:Bride,fair with matriculate qualification,must be super hot and filled with cash.Must know how to cook."
And the number of advertisements...sheesh...we do not care about your products!Newspaper is for news! What are they thinking!
I like reading other peoples thoughts on world happenings,because that's the only section that makes any sense to me.
They explain what is happening in kindergarten terms,my standards.
That and the comic section.I love the comic section.Garfield,Peanuts,Archies,Beau Beep,B.c...they never boring!Then there's some phantom crap and some magician thing that I never bother reading because it's in the 'to be continued' form.Bah!annoying!
I have so many comic cut outs,that is how much I like them!
It never has any Indian comics of course,if it did no one would read them.
Indians work with 3 kinds of humors-Dark,Political and Slapstick.
I know this is a generalization and a stereotype,but I have no proof to state other wise.
I hope we get some inspiring comic artiste in this generation.FAST!
But I like political humor,when I understand it (snip,snip,snip!)
Then sometimes the spiritual section makes sense. That is when they are not talking about religious stuff. Otherwise, when it's all hope,love,kindness its pretty darn good.
So my review on the newspaper: It is tiresome and boring,but you will read it anyway.
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