I don't have a T.V no more,my life is going to end very soon.Mitch Hedberg is damn cool.

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I haven't read any new books,watched a few films but don't really want to write about them. Hence,today I shall be quoting dialogs from my highly literature-oriented friends.wait..what?

and just for fun,since I don't wanna disclose their names and identity for the fear of getting them killed,I'm going to use my favorite fictional/non-fictional characters names instead,wherever required.

Phineas-Bart Simpson is like my soul mate in another life.

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Coldplay- Shaggy is like yo mama's tooth-pick.
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Leo DiCaprio- If you didn't make mistakes you wouldn't be human,you'd be a panda.


Now I understand why people say you shouldn't take things out of context.

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