21 Thoughts Every Bus Conductor (Probably) Has

Here is a list of thoughts that conductor's go through (with *almost* matching pictures and GIF's)

TAKE OFF YOUR GODDAMN EARPHONES

http://www.berkeleywellness.com/healthy-mind/sleep/slideshow/15-sleep-remedies

You better have change

http://peeeeerfeeeeeeect.tumblr.com/

Why do I have to stand?

http://translinktales.wordpress.com/2011/07/22/im-standing-here/

Another long day of going no where

http://rebloggy.com/post/adventure-time-girl-film-landscape-backpack-nature-outdoors-travel-adventure-roa/73534931006

That other bus driver better watch it #roadrage

http://joyreactor.cc/post/363526

That other bus was supposed to be here 15 minutes ago! Now we have the population of Brazil on board our bus.

http://theviewspaper.net/big-cities-bigger-problems/

You say you have a bus pass, but you look nervous and shifty. Show me the pass. 

http://eng.hebus.com/image-173783.html

Traffic, thou suck

http://www.autoblog.com/2013/05/30/you-think-your-commute-stinks-these-are-the-worst-traffic-jams/

No, we aren't going in that direction. Read the sign!

https://www.tumblr.com/search/one%20direction%20lockscreen

I'm really hoping you forget that I have to give you change

https://www.tumblr.com/search/shrug

I wish the driver would switch the radio station

http://www.photo-dictionary.com/phrase/7780/vintage-radio.html

You say you have a pass, but you look overly confident about it. Show it to me.

http://pirates.wikia.com/wiki/James_Norrington?file=Norrington_sword.jpg

Really man, there is 'Ladies' written right above the seat. Take a hint.

http://iscreamsundae.com/16-extremely-annoying-things-that-you-must-not-tell-a-woman/

It's lunch time aka time to have no fucks to give

http://www.sarvagyasadgunas.com/?page_id=204

Change, I need change.

http://www.tuulavintage.com/2013/09/pendant/

Oh so now you want to make small talk with me, because you need help with directions? 

http://roiiisthename.tumblr.com/

You say you have a pass. You also have a baby, tons of bags and you are talking on the phone. Show.

http://incantesimando.wordpress.com/2014/03/30/le-mie-3-scene-preferite-harry-potter-e-il-prigioniero-di-azkaban-2/

I don't know which bus goes in that direction. I'm a conductor, not a GPS.

http://favim.com/image/264553/

 Flexibility= Getting from one end to the other end of a crowded bus 

http://www.demotix.com/news/1377170/gymnastics-artistic-final-london-2012#media-1377142

You say you have a pass, but it's the end of the month. Show it to me.

http://cila85.tumblr.com/post/16280054782/lessons-in-acting-from-amrish-puri

I know you are riding without a ticket, I'm just too tired to make a scene

http://giphy.com/gifs/FpuWitmVjjSE